I used to live in a house with little people and big people. I'm also what they call "a big girl", and somehow that means I tend to make little people fall down and cry. I didn't mean to! I was just playing. Little people fall down REAL easy! And even when I kissed their little leaky faces they still were sad and leaky. So even though I tried to be nice and stop making the little people leak they kept falling down and I got sent away to a scary, cold place. And that made ME sad.
The people at the scary place were nice, but they weren't MY people. They didn't play with me much. They just gave me food and water and talked to me some, but the floor and the walls were cold and hard and it was SO noisy with other dogs crying and crying and crying for their people just like I was. Maybe lots of dogs knock little people down and make them leak and have to go away. It didn't make me feel any better though.
The people were nice, but they sucked at taking pictures.
After a long time at the scary place (I heard someone say "two days", which must mean a long time) a man and a lady came to see me. They took me outside and petted me and walked me around a little bit and talked to me real quiet and sweet.
Me and The Man.
They didn't have any little people with them so nobody fell down and leaked. They had a little dog, but we sniffed each other's butts and decided we could be friends.
After they walked me around and I sniffed the little dog's butt we went back inside the cold noisy place and I was so scared my new friends were going away! But they talked to the nice people and wrote some stuff down and then I got to go for a long ride in the car.
Car rides are THE BEST. They had a big car! So big I could stand up and even stick my face outside the window and sniff all the smells as they whizzed by. The Lady kept telling The Man I was going to get a bug in my eye but The Man kept the window down anyway.
I wonder if a bug in my eye would be fun.
After a long time sniffing the smells that flew by the window we visited a nice lady with three little people. I was so scared the little people would leak but The Man held my leash real tight while the little people hugged and petted me and didn't fall down or leak. The nice lady gave us a big mattress which rode in the car with me for a while.
We went to the store and got a big fat collar with a handle on the side, and a short leash, and some food and treats that I couldn't have yet but oh my GOSH they smelled so good! And then MORE ride in the car with more smells flying by.
And just when I thought I'd die of excitement from all of the new smells, we got to a house where I got to go inside with the little dog and sniff in all of the corners.
They said this is my yard.
And the mattress and the food and treats and stuff came in the house too. I slept on the floor for a long time. It was so nice to be out of the noisy place.
I miss my people. Why did they send me away?
When I woke up the mattress the nice lady gave us was inside a HUGE crate. The people gave me treats so I would go inside the crate with the mattress. I went, because I'm a good girl, but I didn't like it much. It wasn't like the cage at the scary place. It was soft and warm and quiet. But still, Why do I have to be in a cage? I cried for a while, but I saw that the little dog was in a cage too and he was happy and sleeping, so I tried to be a good girl and go to sleep too. It's not so bad I guess.
I hope all of the dogs in the cold, scary place get to go for long, wonderful smelling car rides and then get a warm place to stay like me. Nobody should have to cry and cry for their people like that.
I don't understand why I don't get to see my people, the little ones and the big ones, anymore. But The Man and The Lady seem nice enough and they keep telling me how good I am. So I'll try to keep being good so I get to stay.