I spent today's lunch break composing a bitterly sarcastic and hilarious essay about being a Payroll Manager for a company that hires primarily high school and college students who don't know a W2 from a watermelon. But I love my job too much to post it. I'm in a mood, my lovelies. You'll have to bear with me.
But my lunch was scrumptious. Amy's Pesto Tortellini Bowl. Go get one. They're yummy.