I had such productive plans for this morning. The UPS guy brought my BodyBugg yesterday, so last night I broke out the user's manual hoping to get it all set up and, of course, it had to charge for 3 hours before I could do anything. The manual said to hook it up to my computer using the provided USB cable, so I naively did exactly that, and I snuggled into bed with a good book.
Oh...the book. Thursday night I finished What The Night Knows by Dean Koontz, which The Man bought me in hard cover. I really love anything Dean Koontz writes, and this book was no exception, but ever since I got the Tablet/E-Reader dealio I've been just wishing I could get done with it so I could get my first eBook.
So last night I got Someone Will be With You Shortly by Lisa Kogan from Amazon for my Cruz. I've been a subscriber to O Magazine for years and Lisa's column has always been my favorite part of the every issue. I've been looking SO SO forward to reading her book since it came out nearly a year ago, but neither Barnes & Noble nor Borders carries it in-store. Bastards.
Anyway, my plan for this morning was to get up at the crack of 8, register my Bugg, pair it to my phone, strap it to my flabby upper arm, throw the Cruz in the gym bag and head for the Y.
But when I tried to mess with the Bugg, the battery was still dead! Boo, hiss.
It seems that the crucial piece of missing information in the extremely short and not-so-informative User's Guide is that simply plugging it in is not sufficient to begin charging. Yesterday when I plugged it in nothing happened. No flashing, no lights, no "Greetings Fatass. Thank you for plugging me in, I will charge my battery now". Nothing. But now that it's registered and the software is on my computer it is flashing red, indicating that the battery is critically low. Crap. It's supposed to take three hours to charge and will flash green when it's done. After that I'll still need to pair it with my phone before I can use it. Since I have to have both dogs at the vets in 3 hours there is no chance of wearing it to the gym today.
Of course I could still GO to the gym...but yesterday I took the morning off work and did a fairly thorough cleaning of my kitchen and downstairs bath (I'm a wild woman, huh?). To be clear, I LOATHE cleaning, but it does feel really, really good to walk through those two nicely clean rooms. So I think I'll take advantage of what history tells us will be a short-lived burst of motivation and clean the living room and this disgusting office rather than going to the gym today. Oh it would be SO nice if I could accurately calculate the calories I burn while I clean....if only there was a gadget that would do that....sigh.
Ooh ooh...it's flashing yellow now instead of red. This is progress.
Since my dirty breakfast plate is still sitting here (I told you my office is disgusting) I can call this a Blog Over Breakfast and tell you that I had a sandwich consisting of two deliciously fried eggs, a piece of mild cheddar cheese, exactly one serving of olive oil mayonnaise on two pieces of whole wheat toast, with ten grapes. Clearly I was planning to burn off some serious calories at the gym.